Beryl Lane

Beryl Lane

Kim Novak, Lana Turner, Beryl Lane.

No, just having you on.

Beryl Lane is no star from the fifties,

The fifties long gone.

Nor is she the sister of a Beatles’ song,

Nor the ghost of an old friend,

That comes to mind again

After half a bottle of wine,

The more’s the pity.

No, Beryl Lane was pointless work,

And now let me explain.

Beryl Lane is nothing more

Than the name of a road near school,

A steep hill, far too steep, I remember.

“And then you run up Beryl Lane and down Little Entry”

Said the master,

And we, cold in white T-shirts,

In 58 or 59,

And in the rain of mid-November,

Started off on our cross-country run.

Exhausted with the stitch,

For this part came near the end,

We reached the foot of Beryl Lane,

But there was the mouth of Little Entry,

Just a stone’s throw away.

It would be the work of a moment,

Just a moment to jog over there,

To miss out the climb up the hill

And then back down again.

After all, such activity

Was for the grand old Duke of York.

The master on duty saw to it,

As he saw to everything,

For nothing escaped his notice,

That we ran up Beryl Lane,

And then left into Little Entry at the top

And down again to where we’d been before.

Up the hill and down again,

Would that really make us better men?

It must have all become ingrained

For often since,  

Just as we did so long before,

At so many moments,

With no master there at all,

Have I run up Beryl Lane,

And down Little Entry once more.